urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!—Worry About Your Own Uterus (via metaphorically)
“I remember there was a girl in grammar school. This is true: I drew in chalk a picture of - I can’t believe I’m saying this - my wedding to her.” - Hugh Dancy about his first crush
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?